I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
