Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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