just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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