So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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