Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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