As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Randomize
