I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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