I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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