First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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