Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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