Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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