and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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