at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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