I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
