Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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