I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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