i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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