So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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