i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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