apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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