This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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