Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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