Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
