Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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