so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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