this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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