if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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