You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
