i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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