I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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