Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize