i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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