Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
