He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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