then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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