In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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