would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I'm really busy with my period
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