You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I love you.
Bad choice
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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