So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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