I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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