new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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