Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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