Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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