There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
