My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
