This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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