i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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