you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
His nipple licking is glorious
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