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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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