its not stalking. its research.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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