I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
