Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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