Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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