I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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