just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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