i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
