I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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