Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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