I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
When are your genitals available?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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